Life-Ruiner Tee — Screen Time
Life-Ruiner Tee — Screen Time
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Congratulations. You’ve done it again. You've ruined a life.
This life-ruiner tee is for parents everywhere who dared to say “no” to screens and lived to tell the tale. Featuring a hooded enforcer holding the ultimate sentence — SCREEN TIME: 00:00 — this shirt documents your ongoing campaign to absolutely destroy childhood as we know it.
Soft, lightweight, and built for daily offenses like school drop-off, bedtime enforcement, and explaining why “five more minutes” is not a legal argument. Comfortable enough for all-day wear, durable enough to survive repeated accusations of ruining everything.
Wear it proudly.
They’ll understand someday. Probably.
Product Features
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — soft enough to offset the emotional damage
Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric that’s easy to wear year-round
Retail fit with ribbed crew neckline for a clean, grown-up look
Side seams and shoulder tape to keep its shape (unlike your kids’ attitude)
High-contrast monochrome print for maximum judgment
Tear-away label
Responsibly manufactured and REACH certified
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Non-chlorine bleach as needed
Tumble dry low
Iron or steam medium
Do not dry clean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean